All Shook Up

So everyone thought that Elvis died in 1977. How wrong they were, as I found out today that he is happily living in Bingham and working as a barber.

I hope he is a good one too, and that the men that go in aren't all shook up with the styles that they end up with, and that Elvis isn't too annoyed if he gets any hair on his blue shade shoes.

I wonder if he owns a hound dog?

All Shook Up

Elvis, as you've never seen him before. Not the real one of course, but this is what he might look like whilst resting up at Forest Hills Cemetery.

I spotted him at a market in the Old Market Square the other day. A World Fair they call it, as the sell food and goods from around the world. Not surprisingly, the German beer tent and Paella stalls do particularly well.