"A blind man goes into a supermarket with his guide dog. He stops and then picks the dog up by its tail and starts swinging it around and around over his head*. The store manager comes over and shouts "Sir, sir what on earth are you doing?" The blind man turns to him and replies "It's OK, I'm just having a look around!""
* No animals were hurt during the writing of this joke.
That is very funny! I can't stop laughing! That is the best post I've read in ages!!
ReplyDeleteCheck out Cheltenham tomorrow, I've got some ducklings to show!
haha, sounds like a stevie wonder joke. nice picture!
ReplyDeletewho you callin' qwackers!?!?!?
ReplyDeleteSydney Daily Photo Turns 2 today!
This joke cracked me up. I'm going to get my partner the cartoonist to draw this. I like your humour.
ReplyDeleteCute ducks.
Your ducks are very cute. We occasionally get them in the canal next to my workplace, but we mainly see storks, herons, and egrets instead...
ReplyDeleteI think that ferris-wheel ride has gone to your head!
ReplyDeletehaha!
ReplyDeleteAnd I love the contrasting colors here! Nice!
Hahaha...nice joke. I will use it on my friends. :) BTW the photo of the ducks are beautiful.
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