Friday, 27 June 2008
The Balloon's Gone Up!
The Ministry of Defence today unveiled their latest design in the science of camouflage. A spokesperson commented that in today's colourful world of neon signs, techicolour posters and the like, the old style of green camouflage would make the soldier stick out like a sore thumb. He said "this new scheme of red, white and blue is excellent. Any soldier walking through a city centre that's under attack would be invisible to the enemy." "Look, it even works with small boys who are trying to bunk off from school."