Oyez, Oyez, Oyez

I heard a town crier in the city centre today. A bit unusual considering that most people communicate by either e-mail, mobile phone or Facebook. Anyway I listened to what he was shouting about. He was promoting the opening of a new gold shop tomorrow. I knew about it already, as I had read an advert in one of the freebie newspapers we get each week. The shop is officially opened by non other than 'Mr Orange' himself; David Dickinson. he's not really orange. It's just that he has a perma-suntan which makes him look like a satsuma when he's on the TV. Of course I plan to pay a visit, to see just how orange he is in real life!