Can I Do You Now Sir?

You have to be of a certain age or know about radio comedy to know where the title of this post comes from. I'll let you Google it, if you don't.
I thought it was an apt title to show you this old advertising light bulb, which I took the other day at the Brewhouse Museum.
Here's a link to some history of the barber and his shop.

Signs Of The Times

It's another Headbanger Challenge today, and I've set the theme this week. I've gone for "famous street names in your town". Nottingham is blessed with quite a few. Here's three that I knew about, but which unfortunately do not share the same attributes as the originals. Broadway has no theatres; Abbey Road does not have a zebra crossing and Regent Street only contains a pizza parlour, a hairdressers and a builders.

My other photo complements the Duffy hit from 2008. If I had some spare time, I would have got in my car and snapped 'Electric Avenue' for you, the 27 year old Eddy Grant reggae hit.

Please visit the four other contestants' pages to see what they have come up with. Maybe they have found a Downing Street, a Blueberry Hill or a Coronation Street.

I Scream For Ice Cream

Nothing quite so colourful as an ice cream van. Plenty of Disney characters to entice the children and beg their parents. Loud, happy music, so everyone knows it is there.

"A 99 please, with a dash of chocolate sauce".

"Do You Mind Not Taking My Photo Whilst I Am Sunbathing!"

Spotted this interesting little scene whilst walking around Wollaton Park.

I'm sure you could all make up your own amusing comment to this tableau.

500 x 2

I was surprised to see an original Fiat 500 when I went back to my car. As there weren't any other cars near it, I got in mine and parked up next to it. As you can see it's tiny compared to mine, and my 500 isn't a very big car! I'm not sure what it would look like parked next to say a Range Rover or a RAV4. Possibly like a little toy. As I was taking some pictures, the owner arrived with his son. We got chatting, and I told him about mine. Even he was surprised to see how small his looked.

Back To The Future

I went to Wollaton Park this afternoon as there was a small classic car show on. It was sunny when I started out, but of course it began to rain. So in between showers, I took some photos of the vehicles on offer. I then went for a walk around the gardens. Coming back, I saw that one of the DeLoreans had been parked close to the hall, ready to be photographed for the DeLorean club magazine.

The Golden Couple

These two performing statues were attracting a fair crowd on Lister Gate yesterday, as they stood stock still, but only moved when someone put some money in their collecting hat. There was another performer further down who was painted silver, but not that many people seemed interested in him.

With Envious Eyes

For obvious reasons I tend not to take photos of children, but I couldn't resist this little boy looking sadly on at the ride at the Riverside Festival that he is too small and too young to go on.
My friend Imac went to the festival as well. Unfortunately not on the same day, as it would have been nice to have met up with him and his wife Julie again. Have a look at his page for further views of this yearly treat.

The White House

It's the Headbanger Challenge once again, and this week Dave joins us for the first time, as Darla is taking a sabbatical for personal reasons. So welcome to Dave and this week's theme of clouds. I took my shot tonight from the upstairs window, as believe it or not, I've not come across any interesting formations this week. I was planning to use today's photo of the River Trent looking towards West Bridgford, but as there was quite a good sunset tonight, I decided to use that instead.

Don't forget to visit all the gang's photos, to see what they have come up with.

Goin Back To My Roots

This is Levi Roots, one of the many contestants to appear on Dragons' Den. Their aim is to try and convince the millionaires on the show to back their fledgling businesses for a share of the profits. His product was Reggae Reggae Sauce. A spicy Caribbean cooking ingredient he developed from a secret family recipe. It was snapped up, and soon became available in one of the major supermarkets. We have a bottle in the cupboard, which I sometimes use to add a bit of flavour to a spag bol or similar dish.

It's A Balls Up

One interesting attraction of the Riverside Festival were these giant transparent plastic balls. Children crawled into them, they were then pumped up with air (the balls, not the children) and then set free into a large pool of water, where the kids would happily splash about for about 10 minutes, like aquatic dodgems.

Gail wanted to have a go, but unfortunately it was for children only.

Marmalade had a quiet word with me a couple of days ago. She wanted me to set up a blog site of her very own. So I've done one for her called Moments With Marmalade. Please pay a visit if you have time. You'll make a little ginger cat very happy.

On The Fiddle

This fiddle player was part of a Irish jig band that were keeping lots of the audience on their feet dancing. I don't know what they were called, as we were passing the stage as they were playing. They were rather good and even got my foot tapping, which is really saying something, as I'm no dancer.

Little White Riding Hood

Gail and I went to the Riverside Festival this afternoon. Besides the usual fairground attractions, food kiosks and side shows, this fox puppet was walking around and being cheeky to the passers by, as this young girl has just found out.

Raiders Of The Lost Ark

I went past that science fiction/fantasy shop yesterday, to see if there was a new attraction in the window. Sulley was still there, but now he has some company in the form of Harrison Ford aka Indiana Jones. He's yours for a mere £1200. But I think it includes the golden figure. I'm not sure whether you can get a model of Ford's wife Calista (Ali McBeal) Flockart as well. But as she's only small and very thin, she shouldn't cost anymore than £300!

Where's The Seagulls?

Here's one of the attractions in the Old Market Square; the good old helter skelter, stalwart of many a Victorian seaside pier. It seems quite popular with kids and adults alike.

Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside

Well the beach is open for business once again in the Old Market Square. Tons of sand, rides and attractions are there for people (especially the kids) to enjoy for the next six weeks. Since it opened last Wednesday, the sun seems to have stopped shining. In fact we've had rain today, so I've not really had a suitable opportunity of taking any good photos.

Wednesday is of course the usual Headbanger Challenge. This week's is Lanny's choice of 'weed or flower'. So I've been out with my camera snapping flowery weeds, or is that weedy flowers. Don't forget to pop over and see what the others have come up with.

Not A Mini MINI

Last Friday after work, I made a quick dash to Sytner's, our local Mini dealer, as they were launching the new MINI Countryman. It is the first ever official 4 door Mini. Gail quite fancies one, so I went to see if they had any publicity material. Unfortunately they didn't. Only a reproduction of a magazine article. So I took that and a small packet of M&M's, that they had in a bowl for prospective customers.

Here Be Dragons

During the after party show, Julian the producer and Dominic the director gave us all a demonstration of fire breathing. I was asked to take some photos of them doing it, as my G1 can do rapid shooting, and so wouldn't miss anything. Although there were several pauses, as the camera wrote the pictures on the memory card.
Everyone was asked if they wanted to have a go. A couple of the younger actors decided to take the plunge. I thought about it, but wasn't sure about having paraffin in my mouth and accidentally swallowing it. Maybe next time..

Running Amonk

Well, the show's over. And what a great success it was too. After three nights, and 600 audience members, everyone is very happy about how things went. Gail came last night and took loads of photos. We met up after the performance and she took some photos of me in my costume posing by the remains of the priory.

I am now up to date with my postings. So please have a trawl through the past few days, as you may have missed a photo or two.

Little Red Rooster

Abe Lincoln over at Brookville Daily Photo is showing us all a photo of a cow today, so I'm posting a similar farmyard resident. I took this chicken at Beauvale Priory, during a rehearsal this week. Tonight is our last night. I hope it doesn't rain tonight, as it did last night. Standing outdoors in the pouring rain was no fun. But the audience all stayed with us to the soaking wet end.

Red, White And Blue

Nottingham Forest, one of the local football teams promoted the new shirt design and sponsor on Thursday. This gang were walking around the Old Marker Square with Robin Hood showing everyone the new design and handing out leaflets about the club. Not being a football fan I didn't bother with the leaflet, but as they were posing for a friend of mine called Julie, I took the opportunity of taking a shot as well. I hope they weren't too cold, as the weather has certainly changed since last week.

Cat-o-Greet

Here's a shot of Marmalade giving me the eye as I took her portrait. I'm not sure whether she likes having her photo taken, as she tends to shy away from the camera. But she is quite a photogenic little cat, so hopefully she'll get used to me snapping away at her when she does something interesting.

Oodles Of Noodles

A new take away opened in the city centre this week, going by the name of YoYo Noodle. I've not been in yet. I do like noodles, so I might pop in for a menu and give them a try. I hope they do well. But some restaurants and cafes do have a habit of closing after a few months. Maybe it's because there is so much choice now, or that people's tastes change.
The logo of the hungry baby is quite amusing. Based I wonder on Matt Lucas!

Night Follows Day

This week is going to be a busy one for me, as every evening until Saturday I will be at Beauvale Priory, performing in the community play about the monks that lived there 550 years ago. I'm not going to be around to even participate in this week's Headbanger Challenge.
We had a rehearsal tonight. The first time with proper staging. One the way home, I stopped off and took this sunset shot over the farmland.

Desperately Seeking Sulley

Many people will instantly recognise this character from Monsters Inc. Even I knew what film he is from, even though I have never seen it, or know what he is called. He is for sale at £850, at a sci-fi shop near Canning Circus. I'm sure in the right sort of house he would look fine, and could be used as a burglar deterrent.

Water Babies

Not babies as such, as taking photos of children is out of bounds these days, but a young couple enjoying the sunshine and each other, by the water feature in the Old Market Square.

Jungle Cat

Here's another shot of Marmalade. This time she's sitting in her den, situated in our front garden. It's a good spot for her, as she's hidden from the street by the bushes, but she can lay down and watch what's happening.

The Cat That Got The Water

Gail was busy with my camera the other day taking photos of our little Marmalade while she was sitting on top of my car. Marmalade that is, not my wife! As it had been raining, there were lots of droplets of water on the roof. Marmalade appeared to be enjoying herself as she was licking up the pools of water.

You're My Little Teddy Bear

One of the great singalong songs from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang introduces today's picture of Finn and Kieran playing with a soft toy prop that I took along on Tuesday night.

Even I Was Young Once

I've picked this week's Headbanger Challenge theme, which is childhood memories. Mine are of family holidays. Even though I was an only child, I can happily remember holidays with my mum and dad. Sometimes other relatives came along, as in my Aunty Ethel, when we went to Butlin's at Filey in Yorkshire. I remember finding a £5 note. An absolute fortune to a small boy in 1972. I bought my dad a packet of cigarettes, my mum and aunty a porcelain figure each, and I treated myself to a Matchbox model of a racing car. The holidays were always in England, and always self catering. Christmas 1972 was different, as I went with my mum to Australia. Her son had gone over in the 1960s as a 'Ten Pound Pom'. It took her a couple of years to save up for the air fare. We went by Quantas, and got a certificate when we crossed the international dateline.

Today's picture shows the start of my interest in cars. This Rolls Royce wasn't ours. It belonged to the man my dad was chauffeuring at the time. It certainly stood out from all the others in the street, and it might have been the only one in Beeston at the time.

Are You Sitting Comfortably

Tonight Gail and I went to our monthly strobist meeting at a professional photographic studio in Clifton. This meeting was a bit special, as we had the opportunity of shooting two young local actors: Finn Atkins and Kieran Hardcastle. They have been in a number of TV shows including Casualty and Eastenders, and appeared together in the film 'Once Upon a Time in the Midlands'.
They were good sports and put up with our snapping and suggesting poses to them. Here's one of the two of them together. Posing especially for us.

King Of The Jungle

The is Richard Kensington; MuHa's percussionist. I thought this was quite an amusing shot, with some strange black and white film featuring people dressed as monkeys. With Richards long hair, he is a spitting image for Tarzan.

Little Boy Blue

Besides MuHa playing last night, a 'beatboxer' also did a turn. I wasn't sure what he was going to do. But he did a mixture of singing and making strange noises and sounds like drums with his voice. He was quite entertaining. I tried to take some photos of him, but he just wouldn't stand still!
So instead, here's his shadow against some back projection.

And The Band Played On

I'm writing this on Sunday as last night I went to see and photograph the folk roots band MuHa. I saw them during 2009, and took some photos for them then. A couple of weeks ago they put a request on Flickr for people to go along and take shots of them. So there were four of us in all snapping away.

Dark Wine Sky

Coming home from a drama rehearsal, it absolutely tipped it down. But the sun was still shining behind the black clouds. So of course I had to stop and take some snaps. Fortunately the rain had stopped enough for me to get out of the car and not get me or my camera too wet. Here's the result.

Sleeping Beauty

Here's the latest shot of our little cat Marmalade, asleep as usual. We both find it amusing at some of the sleeping positions she gets into. We call this her 'Bambi' pose.

Sign Of The Times

This week's Headbanger Challenge is about signs that caught your eye. Well yesterday I was talking about how people are afraid to take pictures of children, just in case they get into trouble. Well there is the other side of the argument, about where everyone is filmed or photographed just going about their personal business. Most shops, hotels, pubs etc have some form of CCTV to monitor the movements of their customers. Then there are cameras on street corners and ones to check your speed. "Big Brother" is certainly watching you in 2010, let alone 1984.

Another more happier and useful signs are ones giving directions; making sure you don't get lost and telling you how much further your journey is. My header is taken along Beeston Canal, and which is especially useful for walkers who are out exploring the waterway.

Who Loves Ya Baby

Holding a camera and taking a photo of children these days is seen in the same way as someone holding a bomb. It's a shame, as many good photo opportunities are lost for ever as photographers are scared to switch their cameras on. But I couldn't resist this little girl. She was standing very close to me while people were being entertained by the carnival. She seemed oblivious to both. More interested in eating her lollipop than a guy with a camera or watching a group of cheerleaders.

Hello Ducky

Plastic ducks bobbing in water,
fished out by small children,
rewarded with a prize.

Black Gold

This is a sight you rarely see on the streets of Nottingham, let alone in a playground. But attending a summer fair at a local independent school, I saw this Ferrari parked in the playground. No, it didn't belong to the headteacher, but tickets were being sold and the winner got to be taken around Donington Park in it. I didn't buy a ticket, as I am not a very lucky person, but quite happy with this photo.

Puff The Magic Dragon

Today Beeston experienced its annual carnival. A lot of the things on offer were similar to last year. But there were also some new attractions. I was in about the right place at the right time as the procession went through the High Road. There was a pipe band, a group of belly dancers, clog dancers, firemen tugging a fire engine and this lady with her puppet dragon who was doing the comparing. Alas she did the comparing, rather than the dragon, which might have made it extra special.

High And Thai

One of the girls that I work with is celebrating her birthday on Sunday. She is one of these people whose birthdays last a week, as tomorrow she's organised a 'ladies lunch' which Gail is going to. Men are banned!
Today, some of us went out to a local Thai restaurant, who do a nice lunch menu for £5. I had chicken and noodles. As ever I had my camera with me, so I took a couple of shots of the frieze's that were dotted around the walls. As you can see, they are really effective 3D images that look like they are carved out of stone.

Heavy Plant Crossing

For the past couple of days there has been a number of stalls in the Old Market Square. It has been selling different foods, clothing and trinkets of various kinds. A stallholder had a large selection of plants for sale. They were a number of these spiky plants. I managed to get into the right position with my camera to make it appear that there are some giant palm trees growing around.

Citrus Cooler

Headbanger Wednesday again and this week's theme is 'what makes me chuckle'. So I bet you are wondering why I've put a photo of four candles up. Well the reason is in the sentence; "four candles". It's the title of probably the funniest sketch ever, created by Ronnie Barker for The Two Ronnies. I won't spoil it for you, but you can see it on YouTube here.

Tonight's picture is a clue to another fantastically funny sketch. This time from the BBC's "Not The Nine O'clock News". If you can work it out from my photo, then you've obviously seen it a few times. For the more puzzled amongst you, here's the YouTube link.

Licky Mouse

I think everyone likes to hear the sound of the ice cream van, as it trundles around the streets with a tune blasting out to attract some custom. I don't know what it is, but ice cream out of a machine tastes a lot better then the block in the freezer. I'm not sure if it is down to the continual churning, or the fact that its soft as it comes out of the tap and into a cornet. Not forgetting the Flake.
The world's favourite cartoon mouse loves ice cream too. As well as dressing up as Robin Hood!

Stag At Bay

Besides the hall, lake and various events that go on in the grounds, a number of deer also call Wollaton Park their home. Here's one of the stags enjoying the pleasing shade from a tree. I was cycling through the park when I saw his antlers above the grass. So I quietly got off my bike and pulled out my camera. Fortunately I had my zoom lens on, so got snapping before he realised and came charging after me. Not exactly the Serengeti, but exciting enough for me.

Get Me To The Church On Time

To celebrate American Independence Day, here's a photo of a Ford V8 Pilot. Ford of course is the famous American car company founded by Henry Ford. You may remember he said that "You can have any colour as long as its black". Fortunately this is a nice shade of green, and the white walled tyres went well with the bride's dress.

Voice Of An Angel

This young lady is Ellie Keys. She was one of several very good singers, dancers and musicians that entertained the shoppers this afternoon in Beeston Square. The show was created by the Broxtowe Youth Factor, an organisation designed to show everyone that the majority of teenagers are doing something useful with their lives and not hanging around on street corners, drinking cheap cider or getting into petty theft.

Flying High

Well, you wait ages for a flying motorbike, then two arrive at once. I took today's example in the Old Market Square tonight, at exactly 20:10. This particular daredevil was one of four who were showing everyone stunts in readiness of performing at Battersea Power station on August 14th. They are called the Red Bull X Fighters, and as expected, they are sponsored by Red Bull, which is a type of energy drink.

The stunt you can see being performed here is called the Hart Attack. Which is quite apt, as I'd be too frightened to try anything like that.

Not Exactly British Airways!

So you love flying, but don't like spending hours in a crampt and hot aeroplane. Here's the next best thing. A flying motorbike. Feel the sensation of freedom from the saddle of a Yamaha. One drawback though is that you only stay in the air for 30 feet at a time. So going anywhere will take weeks, and of course riding over water is impossible.